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astrozombies1335:

thisisglorious:

faeriesandlakes:

concious-anonymous:

inabasket:

cool it comes with a free refill 

How would girls feel if it said “Female Tears” ??

Oh lord.

probably

the

same

way

we

feel

when

we

see

these.

FUCKING THANK YOU

So fighting fire with fire, eh? I had no idea you had shit for brains, my goodness, you are indeed quite the retarded specimen

I still can’t believe Tumblr thinks “they did it first” is a good argument because that is literally you’re entire argument here. I’m not even exaggerating, this is Kindergarten level logic and debate made to falsely seem intelligent through pseudo-intellectual Window dressing. It’s not an argument or even a justification, it’s an excuse. 

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As a Texas state senator, Dan Patrick has conducted himself in a manner consistent with the shock jock he once was. Patrick—who is now the Republican nominee for lieutenant governor—has railed against everything from separation of church and state to Mexican coyotes who supposedly speak Urdu. He’s even advised his followers that God is speaking to them through Duck Dynasty star Phil Robertson.
 
A former sportscaster who once defended a football player who’d thrown a reporter through a door (Patrick believed it wasn’t the journalist’s job to do “negative reporting”), Patrick became a conservative talk radio host in the early 1990s—Houston’s answer to Rush Limbaugh. In 2006, he parlayed his radio fame into a state Senate seat—and kept the talk show going. In office, he proposed paying women $500 to turn over newborn babies to the state (to reduce abortions), led the charge against creeping liberalism in state textbooks, and pushed wave after wave of new abortion restrictions. For his efforts, Texas Monthly named Patrick one of the worst legislators of 2013.
 
With a victory on November 4, Patrick, who is leading Democratic state Sen. Leticia Van de Putte in the polls, would find himself next in line for the governor’s mansion of the nation’s second-largest state. (Rick Perry, the current Republican governor, was previously lieutenant governor.) But even if Patrick advances no further, he’d be in a position to shape public policy—Texas’ lieutenant governor is sometimes called the “most powerful office in Texas” because of the influence it has on both the legislative and executive branches.

Man Who Believes God Speaks to Us Through “Duck Dynasty” Is About to Be Texas’ Second-in-Command.

There’s a lot to love about Texas. Texas politics, however, is a shitshow.

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This doesn’t even sound like real life, it sounds like something from some sort of satirical movie about American anti-intellectualism, It sounds like fucking Idiocracy. 

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lilyypet:

chelle-the-zbornak-queen:

nowacking:

Good Guy Burglar

no you don’t understand.
he fully knew that he’d be arrested for breaking and entering but he still reported this.
he know he’d go to jail, but he put human decency before his own freedom and called out this disgusting sexual perversion.
and if you don’t think that’s the tightest thing ever get out of my face.

Um it says right there in the picture that it was an anonymous tip? The burglar was never arrested or put in prison? What actually happened was he put the three tapes into an envelope, put them under a parked car, and called the police from a payphone to tell them where to find the tapes.

Still pretty badass though, it’s kind of cool because even though he’s doing something illegal and wrong he was able to stop someone from doing something much more illegal and wrong in the process. I think the lesson to be learned here is that there are people who make bad decisions and then there are legitimately bad people. 

lilyypet:

chelle-the-zbornak-queen:

nowacking:

Good Guy Burglar

no you don’t understand.

he fully knew that he’d be arrested for breaking and entering but he still reported this.

he know he’d go to jail, but he put human decency before his own freedom and called out this disgusting sexual perversion.

and if you don’t think that’s the tightest thing ever get out of my face.

Um it says right there in the picture that it was an anonymous tip? The burglar was never arrested or put in prison? What actually happened was he put the three tapes into an envelope, put them under a parked car, and called the police from a payphone to tell them where to find the tapes.

Still pretty badass though, it’s kind of cool because even though he’s doing something illegal and wrong he was able to stop someone from doing something much more illegal and wrong in the process. I think the lesson to be learned here is that there are people who make bad decisions and then there are legitimately bad people. 

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